2010年1月25日星期一

阿婆好o野!

在巴士上,一個 80 多歲的婆婆在某站上車,見她背、頸都彎曲了,寸步而進,司機已經停了一會才開車,阿婆竟然上樓上,嚇到整車人都勸她不要上了!
更激的是,她上到樓上可能見沒位子,又下來,大家更驚,喝著司機停車。
阿婆下來後不找位子坐,大刺刺站在擺放行李的位置,聲如洪鐘:「你知唔知我成日都由中環行去筲箕灣架啦,大驚小怪。」成日?幾時的事?民初時?
司機滿有耐性,道行高:「我唔知呀,我o岩o岩返工架乍!」還頻頻「唔好意思」。
阿婆食住上:「做乜唔好意思呀,我唔係話你,不過可能你心虛,成日得罪人!」
整車乘客「 O 晒嘴」,阿婆,你係得O既!!

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